“Jobs, jobs, jobs….”
“Middle class, middle class, middle class….”
Well its that time again! Thoughtless debates full of hot air, buzzwords and Lions of Liberty tweeting! In case you missed us live last night, here is a full recap of our debate tweets from the pageant.
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Welcome to Monday Night RAW..I mean the Presidential Debates…video package got me a little amped there.
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And they waste NO TIME in showing us the Teleprompter! Thanks for gettin’ out there guys.
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Jim Leherer’s eyes are black like a hamsters. I feel him staring into my soul.
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Apparently this is hosted by a ventriloquist dummy made to look like Jim Lehrer
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“I love you schmoopy!” “No I love YOU schmoopy!!!” Then again this is my first attempt at lip reading, so who knows.
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Is that the Constitution on the wall behind them? Can we take bets on who wipes their ass on it first? #debate
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Obama is already trying to get people to forget the last 3.8 years. It’s all about setting goals, people.
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Obama: “You can choose the same policies I’ve been touting, or you can try the same policies only with Magic Underwear. YOUR CHOICE”#Debate
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Obama: “You can choose the same policies I’ve been touting, or you can try the same policies only with Magic Underwear. YOUR CHOICE”#Debate
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If all these women who keep grabbing Romney’s arm actually want help from him, they should just reach into his pocket and steal his wallet.
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Romney’s plan has 5 partS? I guess he’s downgraded from the old “59 Point Plan” of the Primary Days of Yore.
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Haha Romney is accusing Obama of Reaganist theories! Trickle down! BAM! Haymaker!
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“Race To The Top!” Pretty sure that’s an Andy Samberg movie where he skies to the top of a mountain in order to save American Education
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Obama has blown billions on ill-advised solar investments but still wants to embrace the fiery sphere economically.
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Who wants to guess when one of these two will suggest something they are actually entitled to do under the Constitution? #Debates
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Obama identifies “central questions” about deficit, foreign policy without saying how we can solve them or what they even are.
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Romney: “Tax cuts? Psssh! I’m a Republican, what makes you think I want a tax cut!”
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Romney:” No matter how we change the tax code, the Government is still taking in the same money”. Ladies and Gents, YOUR 2012 Rep Nominee!
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I wonder how many jobs are created/sustained by rich people and corporations taking advantage of loopholes? Big accounting firms?
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What is the big black bar in the middle of the candidates? Is there NUDITY under there we can’t see? Might liven this debate up.
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Obamacare will actually bring a massive tax hike to families with children & special needs under Obamacare – approx $3.5k
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Romney wants to make sure “we” keep getting the revenue “we” need. Personally I need the revenue I earn; pretty sure I’m not the “we”.
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Obama has a deep interest in small business growth…unless they have 51 employees.
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Chipmunks keep food in their cheeks…Jim Leherer keeps it in the bags under his eyes.
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Obama: We’d have to make drastic cuts in…education. What about the $Trillion + of overseas spending?
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Romney: “More people working, paying MORE TAXES”…ladies and gentleman, YOUR 2012 Republican Nominee! #Debate
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BTW under Obama foreign aid doubled to approx. $20B…not a bad place to start cutting.
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Is someone keeping track of candidate smirks while the other guy is talking? Is there an over/under on that?
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Both these guys think the deficit is exploding because the government doesn’t take in enough taxes…how about STOP SPENDING? #Debate
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Did a guy who believes in Magic Underwear really just ask for “evidence”? Just checking.
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I would argue that there are several billion ways to cut a deficit, Mitt.#debate
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Remember when Obama saved us from slipping into a Depression? That was sweet.
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Obama is “Cutting out things that don’t help us grow.” Like liberty, the right to trial and many other rights removed in the NDAA! #debate
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Obama fails to mention the main reason the budget was cut so much under Ike…he BROUGHT THE TROOPS HOME. #Debate
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Haha even Obama is having a hard time providing “contrast” between these two doppelgangers. #debate
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Obama defending Medicare as a protector of kids with disabilities but Obamacare puts in caps that crush special needs $http://www.theblaze.com/stories/these-are-the-top-5-worst-taxes-obamacare-will-impose-in-2013/ …
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Obama: “The oil industry gets $4 Billion per year in subsidies”…more like a few trillion when you include the wars in Iraq, Afghan, etc…
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Romney nailing Obama on his terrible green investments. In Obama’s defense, his Clooney haircut looks fantastic.
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Huzzah! Shocked and amazed that states rights got into this debate without Ron Paul being included. #debate
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How can we not need a “major change” to make sure Social Security is there for the future? What the hell is Obama talking about?
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We’re talking about the morals behind Medicare? In Candyland, EVERYONE has all the food and $$ and healthcare they want. $$ is no object!
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Obama ‘suspects they have a somewhat similar position on Social Security”….and gov. healthcare mandates, wars, NDAA, The Fed….#debate
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Romney: “If you’re 60 or 65 you don’t need to listen any further”. Can we lower the age limit on this just a bit?
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Gotta love Romney slamming Obama for cutting a government program…ladies and gents, YOUR 2012 Republican Nominee!#Debate
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Does Mitt’s flag pin have a spy camera in it? Dart launcher? WHAT IS THAT? It is driving me CRAZY. #debate
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AS far as I can tell Obama’s entire economic policy is based on a single case study of his grandmother. Was it double blind???#Debate
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Romney: i don’t want the government making decisions about insurance for anyone…unless they live in Massachusetts. #debate
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If only Arnold Schwarzeneggar was a Presidential candidate we could have…MediQUAIDE!!!
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@C_Seeburger In Romney’s case does that stand for “Prisoner of Wealth” ? “Man in Armani”?
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Much like ObamaCare, Romney wants to “keep the good” of Dodd-Frank. There is no “good” in central government planning. Where’s Gary? #debate
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Oh now I get it….Romney is for free markets because he wants CLEARER Regulations, that’s the problem , y’see! #debate
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Listening to Lehrer is like watching an old person haggle at a flea market. #debate
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Romney hates government healthcare…on a Federal level. #debate
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Everyone seems to agree “costs are skyrocketing”….I’ve yet to hear anyone mention WHY….government subsidization of health + THE FED
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Obama: Government can’t jerk you around…except at the airport.#debate #EndTheTSA
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OBAMA IS THE PRESIDENT AND GETS AS MUCH TIME AS HE WANTS!!! (bam! drone strike at Jim Lehrer’s house) #debate
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THIS is why Romney should not be nominee….Obama can list Romney’s big government creds all day long. #debate
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Oh I get it, the entire problem with Obamacare is just the WAY it was passed. Got it.
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Romney is dropping study references on Obama like Obama drops bombs on other nations during our multiple undeclared wars.
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Romney wants to “repeal and replace” Obamacare, yet is touring how similar, yet better his own program is. Ridiculous.
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That “thump” in the background was lady Liberty hanging herself.#debate Just like the “Wizard of Oz” midget.
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Romney believes in the free market so much that he knows only the government can make it do what it’s gotsta do.
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Barry: “Insurance companies…you gotta take everybody”. I have nothing to add.
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Romney: “Make a number, any number”. Is he an illusionist now?
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Things you won’t hear asked about: Fast and Furious, NDAA, The Federal Reserve….
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“Is NOT. Is TOO.” Your 2012 Presidential #Debate.
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Jim Lehrer constantly looks like he is blowing kisses.
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Obama: “The first goal of the Federal Government is to keep the people safe..” What better way than to indefinitely detain them!#NDAA
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Obama wants to hire 100k Math and Science teachers. Oh, and also 40K more IRS agents for Obamacare.
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The winner of this election will be the candidate that brings in the biggest dumptruck of teachers. #debate
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I just realized this debate is taking place in Saul Goodman’s office.#debate #breakingbad
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Mitt loves our massive military and our foreign policy of bases round the world that spur terrorists to attack us and cost us billions.
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@countmonster Obama will rip his mike out of the podium, yell “I Killed Osama! Peace out, ya’ll!” and drop the mic in his closer.
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Obama just summed up the student loan problem “There was no risk for the banks or lenders”. They all know bailouts will come if needed.
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Hey here’s Romney touting what he WON”T cut again. So far the only things he’s actually said he will cut is….Jim Lehrer.
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Jim Lehrer’s explanation of how much time is left has taken up all the remaining time.
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Mitt: “As President, I will sit down on day one…” Awesome, Mittens.#debate
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Romney on his record in Mass: “Hey’ it was all politics! Don’t worry, when it’s President Time I’ll be REALLY FOR REAlL…like, for real.”
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Obama again repeating the Iraq Lie….Obama fought tooth and nail to keep troops there, Bush agreement required we leave, mercs still there
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Obama is dropping “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” in there during closer – not a big reaction from the crowd. Should have held debate in San Fran.
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Obama: “Leadership is saying what you are for and also saying no to things.” What else can you say about that?
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Obama’s Bigest Lie of the Night: “This has been a great debate”
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Obama loves the auto workers who work so hard and take so much pride in building those cars..YOU DIDN’T BUILD THAT!
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Obama has golfed as hard as a man can golf on behalf of the middle class. #debate
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You know what America I want, Mitt? A FREE one.
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Did they draw an extra eyebrow wrinkle on Mitt’s brow? Is he wearing eyebrow mascara? #debate
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So Mitt, just please clarify…do businesses create jobs or does government? This is like playing pin the tail on the donkey.
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In case anyone was wondering, no, whiskey does not make debates easier to sit through. It just gives you more pee break excuses.
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Mitt will not cut our military budget. HeI will keep America strong…ABROAD. Because spending billions on foreign soil helps the mid class.
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Haha poor Jim Lehrer is standing all alone…
http://twitter.com/LionsofLiberty/status/253684563010785280
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Really, I could see any one of Mitt’s sons replacing @ScottDisick with none of the Kardashians even noticing.
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Tonight we learned that Obama believes in a crap load of government , and Romney believes in a boat load of government. Go Democracy!