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Tyrant Problems? Call 1-800-LIB-RATE

Actually, if you're like the Iraqis, you don't have to pick up that phone at all!The U.S. government can always "liberate" you on its own volition.John Glaser, at AntiWar.com, has updated selling points on what you can expect during the "rescue":

new study says the U.S. invasion and subsequent war in Iraq killed an estimated 460,800, higher than most of the estimates frequently cited in the mainstream media...I shudder to think how many Americans know that more than  6,000 Iraqi civilians have been killed in 2013, two years after the U.S. withdrawal.

Not sold yet?Other benefits include: civil war, Christian persecution, and the presence of Al Qaeda where none existed prior to the "rescue".So, do you have tyrant problems?The U.S. government's motto is "We'll liberate you back to the Stone Ages!"Pick up that phone!Or don't.You can always just roll the dice and hope that you're the next winner of a surprise "liberation".


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