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GOP DEBATE DRINKING GAME NUMBER SEVEN!

Where's the Trump? Who got the Trump? Gotta have that Trump! I'm just a little sad The Donald won't be in this debate. Trump Humpers the world over weep, and will have to watch his alternate programming.We’ll be live blogging the debate later and following it up by recording one of our famous reaction shows, which will air Monday {and if you can't wait that long, subscribe to our YouTube Channel, where it should appear sometime tomorrow.}, so come drink along with us during the event.The 6th GOP Debate Drinking Game!Special Rules, created at 3:30pm PST - as of now the D ain't in the debate. That could change though.- Drink anytime Trump's name is mentioned. Really does there need to be any other rule? I mean, my god, that should put you in blackout territory right off the bat. Streaking through the neighborhood with "Aqua Buddha" painted on your chest.- If anyone else threatens to boycott because of Megyn Kelly, finish your drink.- If anyone brings up Trump's accusations that Fox News' debate chief has a daughter working for Marco Rubio's campaign, finish your drink.- Rand reiterates that Trump is an orange-faced blowhard or any part of his rant on the Nightly ShowDrink the First Time You Hear: 

  • Hillary Clinton
  • Iran
  • Refugees
  • Muslims
  • ISIS/ISIL
  • Gay marriage
  • Abortion
  • The NSA
  • Planned Parenthood
  • 9/11
  • Patriot Act/Freedom Act
  • Common Core
  • Obamacare / ACA
  • Immigration

Drink Anytime:

  • Anyone calls to indict Hillary (or asks if she should be)
  • Someone actually mentions Bernie Sanders (who goes un-referenced for some bizarre reason)
  • Holocaust (seeing as the 27th was Int't Holocaust Remembrance Day, I expect at least 3 candidates to mention it in opening statements)
  • Cruz or Rubio reference their status as sons of immigrants
  • Someone brings up the "Gang of 8" bill to attack Rubio
  • Christie talks about being a prosecutor
  • Kasich calls for more speaking time
  • Rubio calls someone an isolationist (his favorite)
  • You start to fall asleep listening to Ben Carson
  • A candidate references their being a family man or having a family
  • You hear that Israel is “America’s greatest ally”
  • Ronald Reagan’s name is dropped
  • John Kasich references that he’s from Ohio
  • Jeb Bush talks about his balancing the budget in Florida
  • Chris Christie claims he'll shoot down a Russian jet
  • Ted Cruz says there is an assault on traditional marriage

Chug Your Drink And Don’t Stop Until They Do:

  • Anytime a candidate goes over their allotted time, you must drink until they finish speaking

Finish Your Drink If: 

  • Martin O'Malley ever comes up in any way
  • A Ben Carson staffer literally resigns on stage, mid-debate
  • Kasich finally has a complete emotional breakdown on stage
  • Chris Christie claims to have personally tried 9/11 terrorists
  • Carson's words per minute speaking rate exceeds 5
  • Jeb Bush makes either a great or horrible pun (this happens at least once per debate)
  • Ted Cruz references Mises or Austrian economics
  • Cruz is called out for missing the "Audit the Fed" vote (much less likely with Rand's absence)
  • Ben Carson tells the story of Cuba Gooding Jr. playing him in a made-for-TV movie

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