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GOP DEBATE DRINKING GAME: What number debate is this again?

My god these debates seem endless, don't they? Hopefully the bottle of whiskey in your lap is equally endless as you drink along with us tonight.We’ll be live blogging the debate in just a couple hours and following it up by recording one of our famous reaction shows, which will air Monday {and if you can't wait that long, subscribe to our YouTube Channel, where it should appear sometime tomorrow.}, so come drink along with us during the event.GOP Debate Drinking Game!Drink the First Time You Hear: 

  • Hillary Clinton
  • Iran
  • Refugees
  • Muslims
  • ISIS/ISIL
  • Gay marriage
  • Abortion
  • The NSA
  • Planned Parenthood
  • 9/11
  • Patriot Act/Freedom Act
  • Common Core
  • Obamacare / ACA
  • Immigration

Drink Anytime:

  • Anyone calls to indict Hillary (or asks if she should be)
  • Someone mentions socialism
  • Anyone says they respect/miss Chris Christie or he's a nice guy
  • Cruz or Rubio reference their status as sons of immigrants
  • Someone brings up the "Gang of 8" bill to attack Rubio
  • Kasich calls for more speaking time
  • Rubio calls someone an isolationist (his favorite)
  • You start to fall asleep listening to Ben Carson
  • A candidate references their being a family man or having a family
  • You hear that Israel is “America’s greatest ally”
  • Ronald Reagan’s name is dropped
  • John Kasich references that he’s from Ohio
  • Jeb Bush talks about his balancing the budget in Florida
  • The Jebster talks about expanding the military
  • Ted Cruz says there is an assault on traditional marriage
  • Judge Scalia (died today) is mentioned

Chug Your Drink And Don’t Stop Until They Do:

  • Anytime a candidate goes over their allotted time, you must drink until they finish speaking

Finish Your Drink If: 

  • Martin O'Malley ever comes up in any way
  • A Ben Carson staffer literally resigns on stage, mid-debate
  • Kasich finally has a complete emotional breakdown on stage
  • Someone else calls out Rubio for using canned speech bites
  • Rubio repeats his own canned speech bites
  • Carson's words per minute speaking rate exceeds 5
  • Jeb Bush makes either a great or horrible pun (this happens at least once per debate)
  • Ted Cruz references Mises or Austrian economics
  • Cruz is called out for missing the "Audit the Fed" vote (much less likely with Rand's absence)
  • Ben Carson tells the story of Cuba Gooding Jr. playing him in a made-for-TV movie

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