GOP Debate Drinking Game the 10th
I'll watch, dammit, but not sober! That should be the rallying cry not only for libertarians but also for America in general, no matter the debate. The only way to keep these things fresh is to get so blackout hammered that you wholly forget the entire experience. Then every debate is like Groundhog Day, and you're Bill Murray but sans his charisma.We’ll be live blogging the debate in just a couple hours and following it up by recording one of our famous reaction shows, which will air Monday {and if you can't wait that long, subscribe to our YouTube Channel, where it should appear sometime tomorrow.}, so come drink along with us during the event.GOP Debate Drinking Game!Drink the First Time You Hear:
- Hillary Clinton
- Back door
- Supreme Court
- Iran
- Refugees
- Muslims
- ISIS/ISIL
- Gay marriage
- Abortion
- The NSA
- Planned Parenthood
- 9/11
- Patriot Act/Freedom Act
- Obamacare / ACA
- Immigration
Drink Anytime:
- A candidate brings up Trump and the Pope
- Anyone calls to indict Hillary (or asks if she should be)
- Someone mentions socialism
- Cruz or Rubio reference their status as sons of immigrants
- Someone brings up the "Gang of 8" bill to attack Rubio
- Kasich calls for more speaking time
- Rubio calls someone an isolationist (his favorite)
- You start to fall asleep listening to Ben Carson
- A candidate references their being a family man or having a family
- You hear that Israel is “America’s greatest ally”
- Ronald Reagan’s name is dropped
- John Kasich references that he’s from Ohio
- Ted Cruz says there is an assault on traditional marriage
- Anyone calls for Obama to wait to appoint a Supreme Court Justice
Chug Your Drink And Don’t Stop Until They Do:
- Anytime a candidate goes over their allotted time, you must drink until they finish speaking
Finish Your Drink If:
- Donald Trump is literally struck down by God for his comments to the Pope and/or any of the Biblical plagues make an in-debate appearance
- Anyone says they don't want to be "back doored"
- A Ben Carson staffer literally resigns on stage, mid-debate
- Kasich finally has a complete emotional breakdown on stage
- Someone else calls out Rubio for using canned speech bites
- Rubio repeats his own canned speech bites
- Carson's words per minute speaking rate exceeds 5
- Ted Cruz references Mises or Austrian economics
- Cruz is called out for missing the "Audit the Fed" vote (much less likely with Rand's absence)
- Ben Carson tells the story of Cuba Gooding Jr. playing him in a made-for-TV movie
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