HUNTER BIDEN! HUNTER BIDEN? HUNTER BIDEN!? That’s what you’ll sound like after being lobotomized by what is surely going to be a shitshow once more (muted mcis be DAMNED!) and will wander the streets mumbling “Hunter Biden” like Hodor from “Game of Thrones.” This is your fate. You cannot avoid it. But you can certainly get drunk en route to your inevitable future. So, without further ado, LET’S GET PISSED.

Lions of Liberty Debate #2 Drinking Game Rules!

ONE DRINK (every time)

• Trump says “Hunter Biden”

• Biden says “China”

• Biden says “Here’s the deal”

• Biden stutters/stammers

• Trump says “Wrong”

• Trump says “Fake news”

• Biden says “Taxes”

• Biden says “Beu”

• Trump says “Antifa”

• Anyone says “Vaccine”

• Anyone mentions protests / riots

• Anyone says “lockdown”

• Anyone says “Russia”

• Trump says “Winning”

TWO DRINKS (every time)

• “Russian disinformation”

• Trump gets his mic muted

• Biden says “fine people”

• Biden cedes his remaining time (or says he’s out of time)

• Anyone actually talks about foreign policy

FINISH YOUR DRINK (every time)

• Trump yells over muted mic

• Trump brings up Hunter’s crack addiction/crack pipe

• Biden loses his train of thought completely

• Protesters interrupt broadcast

• Trump verbally abuses Moderator

• Biden verbally abuses Moderator

CHUG YOUR DRINK / TAKE A SHOT (just the once)

• Trump breaks the “child porn” wall in re: Hunter’s laptop

RUN AROUND YOUR HOUSE NAKED CHUGGING BOURBON

• Biden audibly farts

• Yemen actually comes up in any way

• Jo Jorgensen or libertarians are mentioned. Also, the world ends! Because this will never happen.

Enjoy, you drunk bastards. And follow us as we live tweet from @Lionsofliberty @JohnOdermatt and @BrianMcwilliams