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First Trump/Biden Debate DRINKING GAME!

Two Men Enter, No Livers Leave.

Has there ever been a more anticipated debate than this one? Yes, all of us Lions are here because of Ron Paul, and his glorious debate performances are things of legend. But for sheer “holy hell, this is going to go sideways fast and may end up with one or more candidates hospitalized” madness, this has to be the top of the pops. So, without further ado, LET’S GET PISSED.

Lions of Liberty Debate #1 Drinking Game Rules!

ONE DRINK (every time)

  • Biden says “750”

  • Biden says “Here’s the deal”

  • Biden stutters/stammers

  • Trump says “wrong”

  • Trump says “fake news”

  • Trump says “China”

  • Biden say “Obama”

  • Trump says “Hunter”

  • Trump says “Antifa”

  • Anyone says BLM / Black Lives Matter

  • Anyone mentions protests / riots

  • Anyone says “COVID”

  • Anyone says “lockdown”

  • Anyone says “Russia”

TWO DRINKS (every time)

  • Trump says "sleepy"

  • Trump mentions Portland

  • Biden says “fine people”

  • Biden cedes his remaining time (or says he’s out of time)

FINISH YOUR DRINK (every time)

  • Biden loses his train of thought completely

  • Protesters interrupt broadcast

  • Biden threatens to physically fight Trump

  • Trump verbally abuses Moderator

  • Biden verbally abuses Moderator

CHUG YOUR DRINK / TAKE A SHOT (just the once)

  • Trump asks for a drug test / alludes Joe is on drugs

TAKE TWO SHOTS

  • Biden's eye fills with blood: take two shots back to back

RUN AROUND YOUR HOUSE NAKED CHUGGING BOURBON

  • Biden audibly farts

  • Jo Jorgensen or libertarians are mentioned. Also, the world ends! Because this will never happen.

Enjoy, you drunk bastards. And follow us as we live tweet from @Lionsofliberty @JohnOdermatt and @BrianMcwilliams