There are massive pub closings coming in the UK, as energy companies refuse to sign contracts for service for fears they won’t afford the new rates. Plus: large breasted “Euphoria” star Sydney Sweeney gets flask for a family photo shoot, the LPNH gets in trouble for tweets, Biden bails out the College Loan Complex and Marc leaves the Lions.

Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder kicks a violent fan out of a concert. Does the NAP need the promise of retribution to be effective? Namely… fuck around and find out? Hulu pisses off Dems by rejecting some ads and Quidditch playing nerds are up in arms.

On this week’s MADD, Brian recounts his experience working at Sesame Place, which was accused of being “racist,” because a character didn’t hug black kids during a parade. And yes, Brian was once Big Bird at that very park. That plus a new SPLC parody song, and some thoughts on leadership.